hipster dad- Bridget fahey
A new song I wrote for comedy here’s the lyrics if you can’t hear them: Well he wears buddy Holly glasses, but he aint got no prescription he uses Russle Brand, to help him with his diction he wears Jack London coats when its 32 degrees and he was listening to Foster the people before they got big OMG, BRB, it’s hipster dad Well he buys his infant son, shirts from Ben Sherman even though he’s pretty sure the kid will get poop on them his cino pants are cuffed, converse shoes are scuffed his handlebar moustache is out of some bad western WTF…ROFL its hipster dad OMG, BRB, its hipster dad the stroller is a mustard yellow, from 1969 even his wife is vintage made of porcelin so fine he’s got tattooed sleaves of Hana-Barbera tattoos (not the good ones) nad he doesn’t call it music, he just calls it tunez (with az) OMG, BRB, its hipster dad well he puts the die in indie, he puts the ow in bowie, try to take his quirky twists, well that isn’t fucking likely omg, brb its hipster dad